THIS IS ACTUALLY THE BEST VOICE ACTING I HAVE EVER HEARD
engrave this on my fucking tombstone
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
You don’t own me, I’m not just one of your many toys
You don’t own me, don’t say I can’t go with other boys
You don’t own me. I’m not just one of your many toys. You don’t own me. Don’t say I can’t go with other boys.
This scene was perfect.
but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment
|People:||express your feelings|
|People:||let them out|
|People:||it's not good to hold it all in|
|People:||whoa calm down|
|People:||get over it|
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING