"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
Random comments on posts
my lord. my beautiful lord Satan. my beautiful shrek
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo
do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song
do you ever just look at little kids and think
“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”
Please……. stop that
when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just
people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway