kirbyfucker64:

"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

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meatbicyclevevo:

joeyjoe69:

meatbicyclevevo:

Random comments on posts

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my lord. my beautiful lord Satan. my beautiful shrek

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1 day agomoistbottommeatbicyclevevo 26,260 notes

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

1 day agofake-mermaidsluttyoliveoil 424,968 notes

happynervosa:

I have the eye of the tiger, the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo

1 day agotelapathetichappynervosa 118,691 notes

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

1 day agohotboyproblemsreligiousmom 765,926 notes

madamgyoza:

rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

Please……. stop that

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yungspic:

u know he dead

yungspic:

u know he dead

1 day agoguy 100,851 notes

bestdad2013:

when someone explains something to you for the 3rd time and you still dont get it so you kinda just 

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1 day agosurprisebitch 251,794 notes

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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